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September 07, 2006
Whamo Presto Bammo
ThinkGeek rocks. Not that we didn't already know that, but seriously, who writes newsletters this good?!?!...
"Woah, the last time our simian bots were copy writing the ThinkGeek newsletter, things were very different. In just 3 short weeks, the heavens have been turned upside down and, whamo presto bammo, we lost Pluto. Just like that. It's forever removed from the realm of the nine(now referred to as the legion of the eight). The scientific powers that be stuck a fork in him, and well, he's done. We'll miss you Pluto.
Despite how distant and morbidly cold you are and how unforgivably atypical your orbit is, you will be missed. But alas, after seventy six years we can seek solace in realizing that a larger debate has been settled for us. Size matters."
Sweet sassafras! I totally needed that this morning. Not only is it hysterical and clever, but I also think it serves as a poignant reminder that we should be considerate of the feelings of all entities in the universe, no matter how orbitally challenged they may be.
Oh yes, and one more thing...
My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nachos.
;)
Pearls of "wisdom" by Jamie at September 7, 2006 08:37 AM
Comments
. . . Perfectly
Posted by: The Future Mrs. Madison at September 7, 2006 11:08 PM
Oh, you are SO the lady with the perfect linkage.
So.
How does one perfectly serve nachos, anyhowz?
Posted by: Jamie at September 8, 2006 11:45 AM
Easily.
My Very Excellent Mother Just Ingests Exclusive Gourmet Cooking.
Posted by: The Future Mrs. Mnemonic at September 8, 2006 01:57 PM
You!
Are way too hot for words. Cut it out.
Actually I'm pretty rad too, because I totally got it, like, without even having to THINK!!
Plus I can totally see your mother ingesting exclusive gourmet cooking way more than I can see her perfectly serving nachos.
Posted by: Jamie at September 8, 2006 02:02 PM